my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
Anonymous asked: How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?
ok follow these simple steps:
1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can
good now u r where u belong congrats!!!
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.